Sunday, May 3, 2009

Its all fun and games until the dog gets hurt...

I'm feeling a little scatterbrained and so now my post is going to be too!!

Maybe I will put it in bullet form??? Yeah...that sounds good!
  • Had Friday off of work!!! Went and treated myself to some much needed TLC including a mani and a pedi...ahhh Bliss

  • The Duke got out of work a little early so we headed to the "Green Street Fair"..its art/environment friendly booths/and of course food. It was great except for the intermittent rain showers..that kinda sucked ass, but we did get tons of free stuff especially healthy dog treats ( lots of them!). We actually came home and baked some of our own...nerds huh?

  • My parents came for a visit on Saturday( they live about 2 1/2 hours away) we went for an amazing breakfast at our favorite place.... and then my mom and I went shoe shopping **swoon**



(I could only get a pic of one of my purchases..camera died)


  • It was national Brew Day yesterday - did ya know?? The Duke celebrated it in full force with friends. He started at noon at this store/place..whatevs...where they brew their own beer and lots of sampling. I didn't see Duke till very late and he was very drunk...at least no "dog bed incident this time"

  • Sunday has been a bumming day...however...its not much of a day until I do something stupid. I went to the grocery store to get some stuff for dinner, did all the shopping went up to pay and um...no money. Whoops. I had taken a bike ride earlier and for some reson took my debit card with me ( not sure why, but whatevs) Apologized profusely...headed back home..ran into the house. up the stairs, grabbed the card, down the stairs and hit a wall of stank. Horrible stinky smell of shit. ( at this time let me tell ya that the DUKE had been bombing the house all day with these eye watering, gag inducing, farts ( brew day + Duke = one incredibly gassy guy). So up to this point I have been trying to dive these bombs .

(this may be a juvenile pic...but this is as close as I can get to describe what this day has been like)

But as I came down the stairs , he was coming out of the bathroom with a big stupid ass grin on his face! I made a mad dash for the door while plugging my nose and yelling "Get out of my way!" Duke enforced a full on press and wouldn't let me pass ( ya know, just to make sure I get a big whiff). A scuffle ensued..I was fighting for my life...Duke laughing his evil laugh and its all fun and games until the dog gets hurt. Yep...poor little JJ got caught in the scuffle and I stepped on his poor leg..**sniff** and now he is limping!!! All because of the Duke and his pride of being the Farting King!!

( Introducing JJ and Alexis ( lexi)...JJ is the little one that got caught in the farting stampede)

And now its Sunday night and tomorrow's Monday and I have to go to work... Damn IT!!

The Lady Jane

19 comments:

  1. I've made my dog homemade treats before too! Yeah not feeling the whole Monday morning thing, I wish weekends were longer.

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  2. The Green Street Fair sounds AWESOME! (Much better than having to try to escape farts, but that is hilarious!)

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  3. OMG! This is too funny! I hate farts, I love mani's/pedi's, and my dog's name is Lexi too! We could be BFF's if you drink alcohol every day.

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  4. Wow, the dogs are adorable. And the shoes ;)

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  5. awww poor baby! I hope he's ok (or she). ine does the exact same thing...except when we are in bed....and I am wrapped up in the covers! lol and those shoes...totally swoon!

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  6. Ha, that's hillarious. I remember when I was going off to college for the first time my sister's advice was, "Watch out for beer farts. Never go in a guys room the day after he went out drinking!" And as much as I headed that advice, I remember one particular day I went to a friends dorm room and was bombarded by what I assume you smelled today! Ew. Super funny though!

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  7. I love that Lexi & JJ are colour co-ordinated! So sweet!! x

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  8. Awww, poor JJ getting caught in the crossfire! CASUALTY! :(

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  9. What a sad and funny post, all at the same time. Poor dog..and poor you for having to smell that all day :) Will we be hearing "Drake's" side of the story at some point?

    On the upside, I love those shoes you bought!! So cute.

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  10. Beautiful shoes! And hilarious story! This post made me smile so much!

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  11. 1.) Damn it Lady Jane!!!! I was supposed to get a mani & pedi this weekend, but it didn't work out. You're the second blogger I follow who has gotten a mai & pedi this weekend.

    2.) LOVE LOVE LOVE the shoes

    3.) Men can be such jerks!!!

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  12. AGGHHH YOU HAVE A ZOE-DOG! My insane dog is a mini-pinscher! Why does yours look so normal?

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  13. guys and their farts. always a topic for good blogging.

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  14. Thanks for leaving the comment on my blog. It's always nice to meet new people in the blogging world. Your blog is super cute!

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  15. What a weekend!

    Your dogs are adorable...did the big one really just have his paw on the little one? Too cute!

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  16. Poor lil cute JJ. If my hubs did that to me I would be SO ticked. He knows he's not allowed to fart around me ever. Disgusting. I do the same for him. It's best that way really. :)

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  17. Beautiful Dogs! Beautiful shoes! Oh and the post was too funny. :-)
    Kade (New SITS member)

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