There is a movement, a crusade, a battle, if you will, that is beginning to sweep the nation ( with your help, of course!)
My bloggy friend Sassy Britches told us about a campaign that they tried to start in college and I have to tell you I jumped on this idea faster than I do a cheeseburger after a night of drinking!! and let me tell ya...that's fast!! The Duke can attest.
Well Sassy had a lot of responses to her post from women across the US...so she has made it official and the war has begun!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, I know! I'm sure your like "For the love all things Holy..tell us already!"
so without further ado, I give you the
WIPE THE WEINER campaign
Oh yes! You read it right!!
As soon as I read her story about her college attempt - I was all "OMG...I think about that all the time!!"
I mean really....do they think a good "shake" takes care of all the pee droplets?? Yeah..a few go on the back of the toilet or if I am really lucky and they are a little over zealous with the shaky shake and I can even get it on the vanity or the wall!
Seriously...why would they ever think it would be okay not to wipe???
a dab or two..c'mon! It would be as quick as a good jiggle and CLEANER I might add!!!
Lets not even get to the topic of underwear spottage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So anyways....SPREAD THE WORD!!!
Go grab a button at Sassy's...like Now!!
All WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!
We are women hear us ROAR!
yeah...i'm a little excited.
editors note** there has been a controversy about the spelling of Weiner..German vs. English.."I" before "e"...yadda yadda. We like Weiner...Sassy looked it up ..its all good.
Sorry about the spacing on the 2nd half...Blogger won't change it for me! Anyone alse having spacing issues?
THE LADY JANE
